One day, my Grandad told me that my parents and I were going to spend the weekend with him and Granny at their house.

He said that Granny and my parents were going to stay at home but that he and I would go to the cinema.

His exact words were: “We two kids are going to go to the cinema”.

And I replied that I had never before seen a kid with a white beard and no hair! Ha, ha!!   Louis –Alain–